Girls Night Out Aficionado Gifts

'My first husband was strong as an ox.'

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Romance

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Bingo night.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Clubbing

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

The Walk of Shame