Girls Night Out Aficionado Prints

'My first husband was strong as an ox.'

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Superheroes Having a Drink

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Bingo night.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Drive in movies.

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Clubbing

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Film Lovers.

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

The Walk of Shame