Girls Night Enthusiast Gifts

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Diamond outfits

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

Ladies

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Heart to heart talk.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Love Trap

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Elton John

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."