Girls Night Enthusiast Pillows

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Diamond outfits

Romance

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Ladies

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

Heart to heart talk.

Film Lovers.

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Love Trap

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

Lovers.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."