Sex Enthusiast Pillows

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Dialogue

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Love Birds love just being together

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Whale Romance

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Dreaming of Love

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"You complete me, Barbara."

A couple holding hands

Cupid

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'