Sex Enthusiast Pillows

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Dialogue

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Birds love just being together

"You lack spontaniety."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

You make me want to be a better bum.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Whale Romance

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Dreaming of Love

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Cupid

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"You complete me, Barbara."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.