Fetish Enthusiast Pillows

'Shoplifters will be tied up and whipped'

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Woman carries the world.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Leadership suits you

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Cat Tie

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

ET Mishap

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Men's business romper.

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Keeping warm.

"What the hell took so long?"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Where the wild things were."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."