Fetish Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Shoplifters will be tied up and whipped'

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Woman carries the world.

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Leadership suits you

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Cat Tie

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

ET Mishap

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"What the hell took so long?"

"Where the wild things were."

Keeping warm.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."