Fetish Aficionado T-Shirts

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Mardi Gras

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to the Team

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Cling-On Dog

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Raincloud Umbrella

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

The Working Woman's Magazine

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I think we may be related!"

Bears going water skiing.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Koala

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Litter Tray Training

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"