Love Aficionado T-Shirts

'I'm still enjoying sex at 76 - I live next door at 75!'

Free love

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Just how seriously do you think you'd take it if it were your fifth wedding?"

Gay celebration.

"Call me?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Dialogue

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Love Birds love just being together

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Banana Smoothie

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

You make me want to be a better bum.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'