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'I'm still enjoying sex at 76 - I live next door at 75!'

Free love

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Just how seriously do you think you'd take it if it were your fifth wedding?"

Gay celebration.

"Call me?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Valentine Day

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Dialogue

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Banana Smoothie

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

You just keep giving.

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Cupid