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Man and Tree - I need a hug.

"Call me?"

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Tongue in the ear...

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Banana Smoothie

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

A couple holding hands

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

Free love

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"Legs up to here!"

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

A small heart within a big heart.

'I even love the way you snore!'