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'The Triumph of Cupid'

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

Love Mix Ups.

A small heart within a big heart.

Valentine Day

Sitting in a tree

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Mantis Love

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Tongue in the ear...

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Banana Smoothie

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

A couple holding hands

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'