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'The Triumph of Cupid'

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Love Birds love just being together

You just keep giving.

Love Mix Ups.

A small heart within a big heart.

Valentine Day

Sitting in a tree

"Call me?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Mantis Love

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Tongue in the ear...

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

Banana Smoothie

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"I'm gonna talk to her. How's my breath?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

I can't bear to be without you.