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"Wow! you certainly know how to rub noses!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Call me?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Sitting in a tree

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Tongue in the ear...

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Love Birds love just being together

Kiss

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Banana Smoothie

Love in Boom

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

You just keep giving.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Arouse Me!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'