Intimacy Aficionado Pillows

"Wow! you certainly know how to rub noses!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Sitting in a tree

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Valentine Day

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Mantis Love

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Tongue in the ear...

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Kiss

Love Birds love just being together

"Arouse Me!"

Banana Smoothie

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Henry, cut that out.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Love in Boom

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

You just keep giving.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'