Intimacy Enthusiast Pillows

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Dentures and foot kissing

Uses for Shower Stool

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.

211 days without an erectile dysfunction.

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'OK, the bedspread doesn't do it for you. What's your formula for arousal?'

Couples On a Love Seat.

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Arouse Me!"

"Any chance of a beak job?"

"Now what?"

"Not tonight! I have a headache!"

"Erm... what have I come up for?"

"Sometimes I just want to spoon, but he always wants to spork."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Dialogue

Urns in love

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Love Birds love just being together