Intimacy Adventurer Pillows

Relationship Warning Lights

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Man propelled by love

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

The perfect man

"Arouse Me!"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'Henry, cut that out.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Do it!

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."