Intimacy Adventurer Prints

Relationship Warning Lights

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"This will be hilarious!"

Love linked

Man propelled by love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

The perfect man

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Two Mr. Wrongs don't make a Mr. Right.'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Do it!

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Roller Coaster of Love

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"She said don't forget the straw."