Intimacy Explorer Prints

"At this point, my privacy needs are interfering with my intimacy goals."

'I'd like a page 15 followed by a page 28 please'

It took a very special friend to recover the missing g-string

"You're not really into this, are you, Frank?"

'Colin's gps was to prove useless in finding maureens 'G' spot.'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Fear of Intimacy

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

"You should wear that more often - it's a paradigm shift."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

A man smoking a post-coital cigarette sees a woman leaving a note in a suggestions box.

"Your dad is still shy... He turns off the light before he takes off his mask!"

Global Positioning Manual

"Can't you, just this ONCE, treat me as an object?"

"In bed, you never call out my name any more."

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

'Really Derek? Another 'Extreme Wither Event'?'

"I found a porno movie in your drawer. I guess that means you're curious about sex."

'Are you from a small town?'

Honestly, dear, I really do have a headache tonight.

"Can I get back to you—right now I'm postcoital."

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

'97 Days Without An Incident'

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Yoo-hoo. Time to climb the stairway to paradise."

You're too intimate!

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Do you think those less fortunate are at least having better sex?"

"Was it funny for you?"

"I'm withholding sex until you have sex with me."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"