Explorer Of Intimacy Prints

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

A Poem about Sand

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'Henry, cut that out.'

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

You're too intimate!

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"Was it funny for you?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'I never forget a face.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!