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"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

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Relationship Warning Lights

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

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"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Maybe it's O.K. for an hour or two, but, holy smoke,a whole weekend on the edge of awareness?"

"Arouse Me!"

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

'Henry, cut that out.'

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'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

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'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

You're too intimate!

"Was it funny for you?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

'I never forget a face.'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."