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Sex Shop

Relationship Warning Lights

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Boat wedding.

Love linked

"This will be hilarious!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Moving in

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Arouse Me!"

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Global Positioning Manual

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'