Intimate Adventurers Mugs

Sex Shop

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Boat wedding.

Love linked

"This will be hilarious!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Moving in

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Henry, cut that out.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Arouse Me!"

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

Roller Coaster of Love

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'