Intimate Trailblazer Mugs

Dominatrix

The experienced backpacker.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Relationship Warning Lights

Queen of Upcycling!

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

Dolores is so avant garde.

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

Model Village

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

What, you've never seen a pair of crocs before?

The He-Man Bag

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'YOU again?'

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!