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Dominatrix

The experienced backpacker.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Relationship Warning Lights

Queen of Upcycling!

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I'm going to run away and join the circus. Not one of those big, tacky ones—something more European and intimate."

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"She's always been a quick learner."

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'Um, nice tie. Birthday present?'

Model Village

'Which one suits me - the John D. Rockefeller or the Andrew Carnegie?'

State trying to get young people to use Parks.

Yearbook photos from Miss Bubble's Hair Styling School.

The He-Man Bag

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"

Please Note: The farmer allows the crossing of his field for free but...the bull charges!