Progressive Trailblazer Pillows

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Glass Ceiling

Ready for a run!

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

Bear Signpost.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"