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"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Glass Ceiling

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."