Green Trailblazer T-Shirts

Budget eco-tours.

'I think I know why more of your employees don't cycle to work.'

'These guys are good... although they are corrupt, their office had a green plan... so they didn't leave a paper trail.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Trail mix?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Women in a cross country race

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Glass Ceiling

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

National Park Map

"Your bone."

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."