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'No need to worry about the volcano - it's not very active.'

'Whoa, whoa lady take the long way home.'

Toad roadkill.

'It's easier on the back because the weight is distributed evenly. You should try it sometime.'

"Looks like you're not the only one wearing impractical shoes in the woods."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Have you ever had that creepy feeling that you're being followed?'

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Treasury Department walking holiday.

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Hither and Yon sign

"Don't even think about it."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Quick swig first?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"