Trailblazer T-Shirts

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

Not far enough. Keep going.

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Hiking Trail/Audit Trail

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

National Park Map

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman on Top

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Unique Traffic Cones

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'No fishing beyond this point.'

Look out, here comes the old man

'No patients! Ten days of peace, quiet, and no patients!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'You need to learn when to say 'whoa'.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...

'What will it be: restaurant or restroom?'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'Ooh...Yummy!....Fajitas!!'

A Hiker comes across a 'You are here' sign, literally.

Glass Ceiling

Hiking trail. Speed limit 4 mph.

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

Watch their step.

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

Bear Signpost.