Trailblazer T-Shirts

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I used to lose my secretaries because they were getting married - now they leave to start their own companies."

Not far enough. Keep going.

"Don't panic. There's another sign up ahead."

Hiking Trail/Audit Trail

'Lumber jack?' 'No, lumber Jill!'

National Park Map

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Woman on Top

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'You need to learn when to say 'whoa'.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

'No patients! Ten days of peace, quiet, and no patients!'

Look out, here comes the old man

'No fishing beyond this point.'

Little known fact #244: Cholera was not the #1 cause of death for children on the Oregon Trail

Unique Traffic Cones

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'When we get back this trip is going to need some embroidering.'

Watch their step.

'Hello, is that the Moutain Rescue...? I am lost and disorientated.'

Hiking trail. Speed limit 4 mph.

Glass Ceiling

A Hiker comes across a 'You are here' sign, literally.

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'What will it be: restaurant or restroom?'

Mt. Everest rubbish bin...

"It's no use. I came here to get away from it all."

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'