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"Oh, Are you still networking?"

The experienced backpacker.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Can our software do that?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Queen of Upcycling!

Hither and Yon sign

"Trail mix?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Don't even think about it."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Women in a cross country race

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'...she still can't manage a decent sports metaphor.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down