Tech Trailblazer T-Shirts

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

'Can our software do that?'

"This is the Genius Phone, sir, an upgrade of the mart phone. It automotacially reads every thought in your head and then transmits them to the whole world."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'Of course in future the antennae will be smaller.'

"Since you applied here your tech skills have become obsolete."

"All in favor, say, 'A.I.'."

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Artificial Intelligence

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

'Now that we're an E-business, maybe we should buy a computer.'

Portable Wind Turbine.

Elon Musk Tying Down Giant Uncle Sam

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

Meta enhanced reality glasses

'My grandaddy made it big in oil...'

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'I just got this new app that makes all your money mine!'

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Evolution cliff

Elon Musk

Dawing your Cellphone

"I confess I've felt temptation to cheat."

'Miss Sparby... Do I text-message?'

'Get a haircut, put on a suit and some real shoes, or get out.'

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

Ready for a run!

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."