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'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Can our software do that?'

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

Cloud Computing.

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Ready for a run!

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

The power of the brain

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

My First Bitcoin.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Mark Zuckerberg