Technological Trailblazer T-Shirts

'Old Man Crenshaw finally traded in his crow quill pen for a typewriter. If he gets a computer, he could reverse global warming.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'Can our software do that?'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Dawing your Cellphone

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

Ready for a run!

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.