Technological Trendsetter T-Shirts

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

'Admit it! It's time you brought her a mobile phone!'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."