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You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

Undercover Fashion Police

"Thanks. It's vintage."

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

Band Wagon

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Kids Gang.

One size fits none.

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

"Nice lip piercing."

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'