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Sign at a crosswalk that reads "Do what you want. I don't care anymore."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Try them on HERE before you buy online.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And, if our projections are correct, trend A should collide with trend B, and both will vanish without a trace."

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

'It's all the rage' - guy with bolt through his head.

Solar Flares

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"You're soo last year.You'll need a hip replacement."

'Body art shop - nose studs, genital rings, kneecaps drilled'

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

London Fashion Week - "The models are over here.. that's the bin."

Winter Fashions

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"Be honest, do I look that dorky?"

The latest look.

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'

'I told the computer what was in our daughter's closet and this is what it suggested as an outfit. Lets take it in to have it checked for viruses.'

The latest craze - entering city limits.

"This look is very popular at the beach."

"Does my ego look good in this?"

"I'm a brand loyalist. I only buy brand new."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 39. Go to the mall with someone who doesn't understand fashion.

"I don't care if all your friends like that. You go back and put on some more insulation, young lady!"

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'