Trendsetting T-Shirts

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Puck Building Shoot-out

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Men's business romper.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.