Trendsetting Gifts

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Puck Building Shoot-out

'It's a twosie!'

'Hang about for half an hour,Jed,while I get this stone out of my boot..'

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This is daring, but I like it."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.