Trendsetters Gifts

Trendy new La Croix flavors

"Dad bods are so in right now."

'The committee's decided to ban further research until it can be proven your 'wheel' poses no threat to the environment, society or public health.'

'That's a bit extreme, isn't it?'

"Why don't you understand? I'm a prime advertising target."

Gender Gaps: His for her, hers for him - who cares?

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"We either admit we spilled bleach in the laundry, or convince mom tie-dye is REALLY back in style!"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'What a surprise seeing you here. Having your ‘before' picture taken?'

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Everything comes back in style eventually, so I've decided not to shed this season.'

'Nice bling!'

'These days, everyone has a new gimmick.'

"It says, 'I'm hip, I'm radical, I'm out there. I fell asleep with gum in my mouth.'"

"I didn't realize being a glam-pa would be so painful."

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."

"You're not going out dressed like that!"

"Come summer these will be trending like crazy!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

"Did you know that the Chinese symbol for gullibility is the most expensive tattoo that you can get?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

Fresh Antioxidants

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."