Trendsetter Gifts

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Undercover Fashion Police

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

"Thanks. It's vintage."

'It's so new we don't know what it does, but nobody else has it so we're selling the hell out of it.'

Band Wagon

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

'I don't know what it means, but sales have skyrocketed since I put the 'i' in front of it.'

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Kids Gang.

One size fits none.

Customers looking to buy shoes in the 'Trainers' section. Right next to them, a smaller section entitled 'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'It's my newer, cooler look. I'm hoping my younger clients will dig it.'

Ripped and worn out jeans are much more expensive then regular jeans.

Shellfish seller changes sales pitch.

'No, it's not one of those trendy slanted skirts...she's just tucked it into her pants.'

"Nice lip piercing."

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Look at those dang fool teenagers, wearin' their pants hangin' down low like a coupla idiots!'

'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

'Next Bandwagon Arrives At... 11:00 AM'

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."

"Remember when these were all yoga centers?"

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."