Trend Setting T-Shirts

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

La Table

Bad hair day!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Emergency Hipster Beard

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'