Trend Watching T-Shirts

"Yo! Check it out"

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"I like you in a tie."

"Time capsule 1994"

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

Jumpers

"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

Failed Fashion Necks

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"K-pop... is that entertainment, a political movement, or a breakfast cereal?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'The recession is over, again.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."