Trend Spotting T-Shirts

Fashion department desk trays/In/So Over.

"Gee, I really like this one, too!"

A woman in a red catsuit

'I'm sorry Andy - that hat is not so much a fashion statement as a fashion question.'

Utility Chic.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Do you have it in black?'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."