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"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"The fastest growing sector is that of hobos."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Utility Chic.

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

#notblessed

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"