Trend Spotters Prints

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"The fastest growing sector is that of hobos."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Emergency Hipster Beard

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

#notblessed

Utility Chic.

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'