Tv Trendspotter Prints

'Television sales are down for the first time in a decade.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Coronavirus

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

#notblessed

Utility Chic.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"They grow up too fast."