Tv Trendspotter Mugs

'Television sales are down for the first time in a decade.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Coronavirus

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Utility Chic.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Skinhead guppy.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"See a trend?"

"They grow up too fast."

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'