Trend Spotter Prints

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Man is target

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

Woman at dancing lessons has choice of two doors - tap dancing or expensive bottled water dancing lessons.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

'See anything in marketing?'

Desk trays for 'irrationally exuberant' and 'irrationally sluggish'.

"I shan't be sorry when big bags go out of fashion."

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

The Dawn of a Niche Market

The infantilisation of modern culture.

"See a trend?"

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! Sure, they like to follow one another but they kin turn nasty mighty quick!"

"Looks like Ernie's office is really trending today."

'I used to blag my way through life. Now I blog my way through it.'

"I'm looking for ruling-class lite."

"Hi it's me, I've just popped into town. . ."

'Do either of you believe in omens?'

'The belly think won't catch on round here.'

Have you noticed how hairdressers have been replaced by chefs in the social pages?

Skinhead guppy.

Perfect for the teenager who doesn't know if he's coming or going...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'With the dow hitting new highs, 4 our 5 economists agreed that economics should no longer be called 'the Dismal Science.''

"Oh please, Blurk, you sound pretentious when you use the word 'handcrafted'."

Trench Coats

Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts.

"Everything from our kitchen is hunted and gathered."

"Your tags are sticking out."

Landfill Trends Through the Ages