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"They grow up too fast."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

#notblessed

Utility Chic.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Skinhead guppy.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"See a trend?"

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.

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