Future Trend Spotters Mugs

"They grow up too fast."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Utility Chic.

#notblessed

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

"See a trend?"

Skinhead guppy.

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

Man notices coffee table book called '1000 Best Coffee Table Books'.