Quirky Trend Spotter T-Shirts

Summer of 2020 Post Stamps

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Coronavirus

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Utility Chic.

'First the good news.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Skinhead guppy.

Hipster Police Department