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"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

Start-up businesses that generate a profit once again in vogue with investors

"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."

"While you were out, tiny ponytails came back."

"Run away and make a mental note that tie dye is back in style!"

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I forgot - did we find our style or are we stuck in a rut?'

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Tuscany . . . looks like a footballer's hair-do.'

"Wise up. You and me do not make a ferret craze."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Emergency Hipster Beard

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Coronavirus

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Utility Chic.

#notblessed

The ROI on social media was not yet optimized.

'So, summing up: we 'like' you and you 'like' us.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"Remarkable, but I'd feel so much better about it if we knew what the hell we're doing right."

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'

"See a trend?"